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Graduated from college in May of 2010 with a B.A. in English and Fine Arts, and no real idea of what to do with either. Fandom lurker, reader, sometime writer.

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56 of the worst metaphors by high school students

http://www.losteyeball.com/index.php/2007/06/19/56-worstbest-analogies-of-high-school-students/

benbarnesistheswanqueen:

inthroughthebathroomwindow:

parrotworm:

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

Oh man, my English teacher would love this.

My favorite (and actually rather clever, when you think about it)

“I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.”
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